Sunday, January 02, 2005

BBspot - Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan

BBspot - Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan: "Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
By Brian Briggs

Redmond, WA - Microsoft purchased evil from Satan for $2.7 billion after many months of tough negotiations.

'We've been after Satan for some time,' said CEO Steve Ballmer. 'Negotiations were tough, but I think both Microsoft and the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal."

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